from Coed Magazine:
Girl on Her Cell Phone
“OMG! I can’t believe he said that!” Multitasking is a glorious thing - truly a hallmark of our modern age. And yet, the ability of this girl to simultaneously order a drink, have a cursory conversation with a random frat dude attempting to hit on her, and catch up on the latest girl talk on her cell phone over the din of drunk people chanting the chorus to “Living on a Prayer” is still amazing to behold.
This girl has such super-human abilities to communicate that if you married her your kids would most likely be telepathic, an ability sure to be an improvement over the cell phone for communicating the miniutia of one’s sex life. But good luck even attempting to start a conversation with her. She and her iPhone - with its nearly endless stream of mindless babble being delivered straight to her cerebral cortex 23 hours a day - are getting along just fine.
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