Sign #1: Your Mom Friend Requests You
Once your mom is on facebook, you can forget about posting any of your awesome party pics to show everyone how cool you are in real life. Instead, the only pictures you can post from now on are pictures of you and your adorable nephews from Thanksgiving. The only person who will think these are cool is your mom, and she'll make sure you know that she approves by commenting on every one of them with something like "you look so cute!" or "you've grown up so fast!" This means that you will never get laid as a result of your profile ever again, and that used to happen all the time...right?
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