Steeler Fan Tries To Rob Bank, Fails

5. February 2009  - Published by Dan Clasgens

from WithLeather.com:

While the city of Pittsburgh celebrated its Super Bowl win with a parade that last week it couldn’t afford, a man in Steelers garb attempted to rob a local bank.  Wait, what?  The banks didn’t close for the parade?  And I thought that city loved its football team.

The robber, a white man between 6 feet 1 and 6 feet 3 wearing a Steelers jacket with a gold hood and blue jeans...walked up to a teller with a note that read, “I am not joking, give me all of your money; I have a gun.” The teller told police the suspect put his right hand inside his jacket as if he were hiding a gun but no weapon was observed…

He didn’t get far with proceeds… when a dye pack exploded, covering the stolen money and the robber with… red dye — the color of the defeated Arizona Cardinals. 

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Comments

5/20/2009 3:14:42 AM #
Well, this guy needed the money so bad why didn't he just apply for a loan and the bank would surely..oh that's right.he's form pittsburgh
6/9/2009 7:13:29 AM #
That list simply reinforces the fact that I DESPISE Eli Manning and the Giants with a passion normally reserved for the Yankees. How was he not sacked? How was that damn ball caught? Argh.
And out of the playoffs this year, too. Dang it.
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