from HolyTaco.com:
In an effort to really explore what we learned from playing high school football, we decided to look at five types of people on a high school football team, and where they are now.
The Meathead
The Meathead is the guy on the team who is abnormally large and/or strong for his age, and therefore has been on the Varsity squad since he was a freshman. For him, the high school population is broken down in to three simple categories: “people I can pick up and lift over my head”, “f*&kin fags”, and “people I want to stick my penis in.” Sometimes, all three of those are the same person, but you probably won’t find that out until the reunion years later. Normally, the Meathead is easy enough to manage; just apply the same rules to him that you would apply to a grizzly bear: try to observe him at a distance, and if you have to go near him, make sure he’s really sleepy or he just ate.
What He’s Doing Now: Lives within an 11 block radius of the school, with a wife who was incredibly hot in high school, but three kids later looks like John Goodman after getting kicked out of a corndog eating contest.
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