The Stadium
Anytime the place you call home is named after the ketchup bottle you have problems. Heinz Field is amongst the worse naming right burdens any pro team carries.

The Beer
Everybody in Pittsburgh claims Iron City to be some great beer. It taste like dog piss, or at least what I would imagine dog piss would take like.  However, it does explain something about the city’s terrible smell.

The Curtain
I am too young to have remembered it, but I get sick of hearing about the Steel Curtain and the team’s of the 70’s.  So many of those players are in the Hall of Fame, but how come they get a free pass on steroids? If you’ve got a problem with Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa, then you must also put an asterisk next to some of that team’s success.

The Chin
Bill Cowher is almost annoying as an analyst as he was as a coach. I will never forget his “We-Dey Chant” against the Bengals. He had a good record and eventually got his ring, but that doesn’t mean I need to like him or his boring brand of football. At least now, with Mike Tomlin, the Steelers don’t put me to sleep offensively.

The Grin
Hines Ward is the most-overrated wide receiver in recent memory. He makes up for his deficiencies by blocking, but the smile is fooling nobody into overlooking the fact he is a dirty player.

The Trader
Ben Roethlisberger already had a big head, but man since he mashed his skull into the wall without a helmet his face has grown.  I still can get over the fact a Buckeye born quarterback going down in Steelers’ lore.

The Cheerleaders
Oh wait a minute, they don’t have any. Enough said.

The Hair
Troy Polamalu is a great safety, but the hair needs to be cut. Sure guys on other teams have the hair, but none of them are doing Heads and Shoulders commercials.  The only thing I ever like about Larry Johnson is when he tackled him on an interception return by oulling him down by his ponytail.

The Fans
There’s no escaping them, they are everywhere. They are annoying, cocky, and often irrational. They are the fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers. I like them best when they wear their yellow shirts.

The Terrible Towel
There is only one real use I have for this towel, but I don’t think it would flush down afterwards. I never laughed as hard as when T.J. Houshmandzadeh polished in shoes with it.

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