Tasteless Tiger Woods Jokes

12. December 2009  - Published by Greg Shoemaker

It was only a matter of time...here are some of the latest Tiger Woods' jokes:

Q.  What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

A.  They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!

 

Q. What do Tiger and Elin have in common?

A. They both try to club his balls are hard as possible.

 

Q.  What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger?

A.  Looks like it was a bitching wedge.

 

Q.  Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released?

A.  “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.”

 

Q.  Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning?

A.  Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.

 

Q.  What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

A.  They went clubbing.

MORE TIGER JOKES (CoedMagazine.com)

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