Best Mike Leake Jokes

19. April 2011  - Published by Dan Clasgens

Though the news of Reds' pitcher Mike Leake being arrested for stealing $60 worth of T-shirts from Macy's on Monday is certainly no laughing matter, there are plenty of jokes surfacing around message boards, blogs, and social media. Here's a some sample of what people are saying:

--Leake has a quick first step, but he can't outrun the video cameras.

--Leake tried to get a front door shirtball past Macy's, but they saw it coming.

--His obvious tells on his pick up move have been caught on film now.

--I read about his five finger discount as well.

--Leake is slightly better at pitching than he is at stealing, with a 2-0 record and a 5.50 ERA.

--Leave him alone. He's a great guy - he'd give you the shirt right off his rack.

--He was nearly out, but then they missed the tag.

--Goes in the stat sheet as "Caught Stealing"

--Mike leake was caught "Red(s)" handed!

--At Sears you can take a leak, at Macy's, the Leake may take you!

--I just think it's ironic, because the last time I was at Macy's, I had to take a Leake.

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