A little weekend humor from HolyTaco.com:

The Fat Kid Will Spend All of His Money on Snacks

There's always going to be a fat kid at Summer Camp.  It's not just going to be a kid who's fatter than everyone else, either; this kid is going to be fat, like "the mom from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" fat.  His parents gave him forty bucks for snacks for the whole week of camp, but as soon as he finds out that the Camp General Store is well stocked with Ho-Ho's and Cowtails, his pockets will be empty, and his face will be covered with chocolate and cream filling.  For the rest of the week, he's going to be hounding you for change to buy more snacks.  Do yourself a favor and indulge his addiction, because when puberty hits him in a few years, he's going to turn into a behemoth.  He'll quickly become the most valuable high school ally that you'll ever have, because former fat kids remember people who buy them treats like your girlfriend remembers every pair of tits that you've ever ogled behind her back (yeah, she totally saw that.)

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